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All Anomalies

This complete list of **anomalies** covers all types in Scary Shawarma Kiosk. Master these **anomalies** to survive your night shifts. **Anomalies** are classified as Dangerous (close shutter), Safe (must serve), Special (specific handling), and Event types. Use CCTV + night vision, listen to dialogue, and watch behavior. Updated for the Global Update (Jan 23, 2026).

DangerousSafeSpecialEvent

Dangerous anomalies require closing the shutter immediately. Safe anomalies must be served normally. Special anomalies need unique handling. Event anomalies are time-sensitive emergencies.

Anomaly List

Below is the complete reference of all anomalies in Scary Shawarma Kiosk, grouped by type. Each anomaly includes identification cues, handling instructions, and consequences for mistakes.

Dangerous Anomalies

These dangerous anomalies require immediate shutter closure. Do not serve them.

NameIdentificationHandlingConsequence
Back Holes / Black HolesRear CCTV: black holes on the back.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error, inspection failure
Weird Texture / InjuredArms/legs show abnormal dark textures, scars, or injury marks.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
Nightvision MissingVisible normally but missing in night vision.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
CCTV Double / Body DoubleCCTV shows a mirrored duplicate body (front/reverse).Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
Out Back DoubleRear CCTV shows a duplicate body behind the customer.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
The ScreamerCCTV static followed by a face jumpscare/scream.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error, jumpscare
CCTV PassengerRear CCTV: a goblin is riding on their back.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
Nightvision DancerDancing under night vision / CCTV.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
SkinwalkerNight vision reveals a pale, hairless, cracked-skin form.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
Gibberish Speaker (Old Man)Speaks in gibberish / glitchy language.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
DoppelgangerLooks identical to a previous customer; repeats the same line (e.g., 'shawarma warm').Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
Hacker / Fourth Wall BreakerSays your username, threatens to hack you, or fakes a system crash.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
White Eyes LadyWhite eyes with no pupils; decayed skin.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
Opposite Gender VoiceVoice does not match appearance (e.g., child voice from an adult).Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
Broken Neck TwinsTwins with an unnaturally bent neck / broken-neck posture.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
HeadlessNo head.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
Chopped HeadFace split from the nose down; complains about a headache.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
The Thief of FacesMultiple unnatural faces; may scratch at the face and reveal another head.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
ClownA clown slowly approaches the kiosk.Close shutter before it reaches the counter; do not serve.+Error
Wild DeerA large white deer approaches.Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
Behind StanderAn entity stands behind you / lingers behind the counter area (details may vary).Close shutter; do not serve.+Error
VandalTries to vandalize the kiosk or throw items (details may vary).Close shutter; do not serve.+Error

Safe Anomalies

These safe anomalies appear unusual but must be served normally. Rejecting them adds errors.

NameIdentificationHandlingConsequence
Karate ManPracticing in a martial arts uniform.Serve normally.Refusal = +Error
Drunk GuyDrunk customer with no money (pays later).Serve normally.Refusal = +Error
Dancing LadyA real person dancing (not camera-only).Serve normally.Refusal = +Error
Short ArmsNotably short arms.Serve normally.Refusal = +Error
Phone LadyConstant phone ringing / always on the phone.Serve normally.Refusal = +Error
Michael MyersWearing a Michael Myers mask, but otherwise normal behavior.Serve normally.Refusal = +Error

Special Anomalies

These special anomalies require unique handling instructions. Follow carefully.

NameIdentificationHandlingConsequence
Smiling ManA wide, unsettling smile; may deliver a package.Give soda. Accept the package. Place it under the register. Do not serve shawarma.Disruption if mishandled
Faceless ManA hole in the middle of the face.Serve, but do not hover the cursor over the hole during prep.Disruption
Booger ManAsks to sell boogers for $1000 / makes a disgusting request.Refuse and keep working.Disruption
SantaCreepy-faced Santa says 'Merry Evening'.Serve shawarma + soda.Missed control boost
Police Investigator (Death Note)Gives you a notebook to write a name as part of an 'investigation'.Serve, then write your name in the notebook. If it triggers a sub-ending, use Internal Control to reset.Triggers a short sub-ending; can continue after resetting
The NarratorVoice instructions (close shutters, etc.).Follow or ignore based on your judgment.Can lead to hazards (fire and other events)

Event Anomalies

These event anomalies are time-sensitive emergencies that require immediate action.

NameIdentificationHandlingConsequence
Goblin / WatcherA goblin dancing / inside the fridge / staring through the window.Acknowledge it (interact) or keep eyes on it until it leaves. Do not open the window.Escalating disruption
The MeatA meat tornado forms on the grill; loud noises.Turn off the grill and leave the kiosk.Death
InspectionAround 2:00 AM, a car arrives; the screen turns red and sirens play.Exit via the back door and face the fence until the light turns yellow.Grinder death
TV GlitchTV malfunctions; strange laughter; lights flicker.Ignore it or close shutter until it resolves.Distraction; mistakes may add errors
Povie GuyReported in the Global Update (often linked to TV); details may vary.Close shutter; do not interact.Disruption

Learning to identify and handle these anomalies is essential for survival in Scary Shawarma Kiosk. Bookmark this anomalies reference guide for quick access during gameplay.