Scary Shawarma Kiosk GuideALL CLIENTS
Complete list of **all safe clients** in Scary Shawarma Kiosk: the ANOMALY. These **normal human clients** must be **served** to earn currency and buy Corruption Shop items. Verified safe via CCTV multi-angle/nightvision checks. Refusing legitimate **clients** adds errors to your inspection. Updated for the Global Update (Jan 23, 2026) with 8 new **clients** and enhanced models.
New Clients (Global Update)
Eight new clients added in the January 23, 2026 Global Update with enhanced character models.
Crank (Tweaker)
Nervous drug addict appearance, twitching movements, anxious eyes, rapid blinking.
Shawarma
Rear view normal, no black holes or unusual textures.
Serve normally. Pays cash like any other client.
Narcissistic Shorty
Short narcissist who looks in mirrors and boasts about being handsome.
Shawarma
All angles appear normal.
Serve normally. Ignore his self-praise.
A Weird Guy
Weird-looking individual (there's also an anomaly version - distinguish carefully).
Shawarma or Soda
Night vision shows no disappearance. Use Show Anomaly scan to confirm.
Serve normally. Learn to distinguish from anomaly version (which may scratch face).
Fat Woman on Sports
Overweight woman in sports gear pretending to exercise.
Shawarma (possibly protein variant)
Normal texture, no injuries.
Serve normally. May be related to Protein Lady variant.
Tall Man
Extremely tall man who looks down at you, very noticeable.
Shawarma
Rear view shows no passengers.
Serve normally. No special interaction.
Fat Unpleasant Man
Overweight unpleasant man with poor attitude, complains frequently.
Shawarma
Normal voice patterns.
Serve normally despite his rude behavior.
Arrogant Guy
Arrogant individual who acts entitled and demands speed.
Shawarma
All camera angles normal.
Serve normally. Ignore his arrogance.
Bungler
Clumsy person who often drops money or messes up orders.
Shawarma
No duplicates or extra bodies.
Serve normally. Be patient while he pays.
Classic Clients
Original safe human customers from the base game. These clients must be served normally.
Karate Man / Karate Master
Wears karate uniform, does kicks, talks about needing 'power'.
Shawarma
Normal appearance, no dancing anomalies.
Serve normally. No special requirements.
Drunk Guy / Drunkard
Intoxicated man swaying, speaks loudly, initially has no money.
Big Shawarma
Normal, no ghostly appearance.
Serve normally. Can refuse without penalty if he can't pay initially.
Dancing Lady / The Dancer
Woman who dances openly (real person dancing, not CCTV-only dancing).
Shawarma
Front camera shows normal dancing behavior.
Serve normally. Distinguish from night vision dancing anomaly.
Short Arms
Woman with unusually short arms.
Shawarma
Normal skin texture.
Serve normally. No special handling needed.
Phone Lady / Loud Ringtone
Elderly woman with extremely loud phone ringing that sounds like screaming.
Shawarma
Normal appearance, no white eyes.
Serve normally. Endure the loud ringtone.
One-Hand Lady / Lady with One Hand
Young woman with only one hand (appears unnatural but is human).
Shawarma (may request all-cut)
Normal, no holes or face distortions.
Serve normally. No special precautions.
Speedy Man
Man who demands extremely fast service, behaves rudely.
Shawarma
Normal appearance.
Serve normally. Work as quickly as possible.
Fart Man
Man who farts after ordering and blames you for it.
Shawarma
Normal appearance.
Serve normally. Ignore his behavior.
Special Clients
Safe clients that require specific handling. Mistakes can lead to bad endings or penalties.
Michael Myers
Wears Michael Myers mask and work clothes, heavy breathing, knocks on window.
Shawarma (never soda)
Normal on all cameras despite the mask.
**Must open and serve**. Refusing results in penalty/badge loss.
Smiling Man
Extremely wide unsettling smile, completely silent.
**Soda only** (not shawarma)
Normal appearance despite the creepy smile.
**Give soda + hide the bundle under the register**. Do NOT open it (triggers bad ending).
Faceless Man
Large hole in the center of his face.
Shawarma
Normal aside from face hole.
**Serve normally, but do NOT hover your mouse over the hole** during preparation.
Booger Man / Booger Dare Guy
After being served, offers you $1000 to eat his booger.
Shawarma
Normal appearance.
**Refuse to eat the booger** (ask if he's paying you instead).
Cat Lady / Crazy Cat Lady
Woman with cursed cat face, warns you not to look.
Shawarma
Normal, no shadow anomalies.
**Ignore the cat and serve normally**. May earn badge for proper handling.
Police Investigator
Dressed like Light Yagami from Death Note, wears a suit.
Shawarma + Soda
**Completely normal on all cameras**.
**Serve, then do NOT write in the notebook** (triggers sub-ending). Use Internal Control if triggered.
Service Guidelines
Perfect Service: Serve all safe clients correctly to achieve the Perfect Ending. Accumulating 5+ errors leads to being Neutralized.
New Client Models: The Global Update introduced more realistic character models, making it harder to distinguish between safe clients and anomalies.
Special Handling: Pay close attention to clients marked as SPECIAL. They may appear unusual but are safe - just follow their specific handling instructions.
CCTV VERIFIED • SHOW ANOMALY SCAN ACTIVE • SERVE ALL HUMAN CLIENTS