TV Glitch (Povie Guy) Guide
Global Update sub-ending with Anomalous Broadcast badge
TV Glitch is a Global Update event that triggers randomly during night shifts. Kiosk lamps suddenly break, the TV screen malfunctions with static/glitches, and creepy laughter emanates from the TV. This event is connected to the Povie Guy anomaly and may show mysterious figures on screen. Proper handling requires ignoring the TV and closing shutters on any approaching customers.
Event does NOT end the shift but accelerates Inspector growth. Ignore TV completely, close shutter if customers approach, wait for event to end. Badge 'Anomalous Broadcast' unlocked for surviving.
Unlock Conditions
Event Sequence
Kiosk lamps fail/break. TV screen shows static/glitches with distorted imagery (possibly Povie Guy silhouette or face). Lights flicker throughout kiosk. CCTV may show interference. Possible mysterious figures on TV screen. Environment feels haywire and chaotic.
Creepy laughter emanates from TV (high-pitched, echoing, overlapping). Static/crackle sounds from TV. Environmental audio may distort during event. Jumpscare sound if staring at TV too long.
Story & Lore
TV Glitch represents analog horror at its finest—a mysterious broadcast invading your safe space. The Povie Guy connection suggests this anomaly exists between dimensions, using technology as a bridge. The 'Anomalous Broadcast' badge implies you've witnessed something not meant for human eyes—a transmission from somewhere else.
Technology as a portal for supernatural intrusion. The TV, normally a source of information or entertainment, becomes a vector for horror. This event teaches players to ignore distractions during critical moments and maintain protocols even when chaos erupts.
| Ending | Errors | Result | Lore |
|---|---|---|---|
| Perfect | 0 errors | True escape from cycle | Complete freedom from anomaly influence |
| Unstable | 1-4 errors | Mirror replacement | Identity replaced, cycle continues |
| Neutralized | 5+ errors | Inspector consumes you | Immediate neutralization |
| Erased | Inspection look back | Shrunk and ground | Unauthorized presence |
| Silence | Open Smiling Man envelope | Green dimension entity | Silent entity captures |
| Notebook interaction | Inspector growth +1 | Life force transferred to Inspector | |
| Event survival | Inspector growth accelerated | Witnessed interdimensional broadcast |
Tips & Strategy
Event begins suddenly: kiosk lamps break, TV starts glitching with static, creepy laughter plays from TV speakers. Multiple systems may malfunction simultaneously.
Mysterious figure may appear on TV screen or approach kiosk during glitch. Community still discovering full details. Treat any customer during event as anomalous.
IGNORE the TV completely. Do not stare at it or try to understand the imagery. Focus on CCTV and standard anomaly detection protocols.
If a customer approaches during TV glitch: CLOSE SHUTTER immediately. Do NOT serve during the haywire event. Wait for event to end before serving.
Event typically lasts 5-15 seconds. TV continues glitching throughout. Event ends naturally—lamps and TV return to normal function.
Low-medium jumpscare risk if staring at TV too long (similar to CCTV Screamer). Atmosphere is more terrifying than sudden pop-out.
'Anomalous Broadcast' badge unlocked for surviving event. Part of Global Update badge set alongside 'That's right...' and others.
Inspector growth may accelerate after event. Consider purchasing Internal Control from Corruption Shop (5,000 cash or 29 Robux) to reset if pursuing perfect ending.
Medium spawn rate, more common in Long Shift. Popular farming target in Endless Mode after Global Update.
Povie Guy details still TBD (To Be Determined). Community actively researching full connection between TV Glitch event and Povie Guy anomaly.
Game Rules
- •Only serve shawarma to confirmed human customers.
- •Use security cameras before opening the door.
- •Check both CCTV cameras (Cam 1 front, Cam 2 back) and toggle night vision for every customer.
- •Do NOT serve anomalous customers. Mistakes add +1 error.
EVENT ANOMALY: When kiosk lamps break and TV starts glitching with laughter—IGNORE TV completely. Do not stare at screen. If customer approaches during event, CLOSE SHUTTER immediately. DO NOT serve during haywire. Wait for event to end (5-15 seconds). Lamps and TV return to normal afterward. TV may show mysterious Povie Guy figure or jumpscare if stared at too long. Badge 'Anomalous Broadcast' unlocked for surviving.
If Povie Guy appears as customer during TV glitch or independently: CLOSE SHUTTER, do not serve. Details still being researched, treat as dangerous anomaly until confirmed otherwise.
Give the customer a can of soda. Take the paper bundle from the customer by holding the E key. Place the bundle underneath the table in the kiosk. No matter what happens, do not open the bundle.
When the Inspector's car arrives, do not look at it or close the shutter. Do not look at the monitor or the shawarma during the inspection. Exit the kiosk quickly and hide behind the trash can. Only return when sure inspection is complete.
Turn off the power button for the shawarma stand. Exit the kiosk immediately and return only when the noises have subsided.